Perfect Teeth

Ladies Eclipse One Piece

Like flying first class, I’ve got wide, comfortable shoulder straps to make your swimming through the water feel like you’re gliding through the clouds.

• With fabric panels across the back and smaller back cutout, I’ll make you feel secure and supported across the bust and shoulders.
• I’ll provide you with a nice, modest rear coverage to keep your peaches snug while swimming along.
• I’ve got additional front lining and superior construction to be your perfect training companion for years to come.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Everyone is getting into cosmetic surgery these days and having completed an online application we are now fully qualified surgeons. To celebrate we are including Hollywood dentures and botox vials with our swimwear so you can get healthy on the inside while you exercise, and then attempt to look healthy on the outside once you’ve finished. Buy now and we’ll strap you into our surgeon’s chair for free to work out what we can do with a scalpel so you can wake up looking insta-ready.